what don't I do
I WAS STROLLING DOWN THE PAVEMENT
WHEN A VISION CAME INTO VIEW
A BEAUTIFUL CRISPY FIVE POUND NOTE
SO I COVERED IT WITH MY SHOE
I CHECKED THAT NO-ONE WAS LOOKING
THEN SLIPPED INTO MY COAT
AND TO CELEBRATE MY GOOD LUCK
WENT DOWN TO THE ‘THREE LEGGED GOAT’
WHEN I GOT MYSELF A PINT IN
I SETTLED DOWN IN A PEW
BUT IT’S NO USE HAVING JUST ONE
SO I DID HAVE QUITE A FEW
THE NEXT MORNING I WAS FEELING ROUGH
WHEN I THOUGHT OF WHAT I DID
TO CELEBRATE THAT FIVE POUND NOTE
HAD COST ME FIFTEEN QUID
John originally posted: GOOD LUCK TURNED BAD
I WAS STROLLING DOWN THE PAVEMENT
WHEN A VISION CAME INTO VIEW
A BEAUTIFUL CRISPY FIVE POUND NOTE
SO I COVERED IT WITH MY SHOE
I CHECKED THAT NO-ONE WAS LOOKING
THEN SLIPPED INTO MY COAT
AND TO CELEBRATE MY GOOD LUCK
WENT DOWN TO THE ‘THREE LEGGED GOAT’
WHEN I GOT MYSELF A PINT IN
I SETTLED DOWN IN A PEW
BUT IT’S NO USE HAVING JUST ONE
SO I DID HAVE QUITE A FEW
THE NEXT MORNING I WAS FEELING ROUGH
WHEN I THOUGHT OF WHAT I DID
TO CELEBRATE THAT FIVE POUND NOTE
HAD COST ME FIFTEEN QUID
Wow ……. I love this! Brilliant